The Resume

(November 10, 1971- )
Born in New Jersey
Birth name is Holly Riggenbach
Author of ‘Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale (2002),’ ‘Valiant: A Modern Tale of Faerie (2005),’ ‘Ironside: A Modern Faery’s Tale (2007)’ and The Spiderwick Chronicles series (2003– )

Why she might be annoying:

In the inappropriate light or at the correct distance, she resembles Kelly Osbourne or Carnie Wilson.
Her website is titled ‘Black Holly’ — her name in reverse.
She claimed to grow up a model child in a weather-beaten Victorian house.
She has a fairy tattoo on her thigh.
She wanted to be (and eventually was) asked how she would take over the world.

Why she might not be annoying:

While at Rutgers, she was a production editor for medical publications.
She became an executive producer of the film version of The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008).
She makes written contributions to anthology series.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ant Eaters/Pinocchios [Big Noses]
• Black and White
• Children's Book Authors
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 04]
• I Attended Rutgers
• I Married in 1999
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• Profiles 22501-22750 (Ranked: 22532)
• Sploshers [Overweight Women]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 66.10% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 66.67% Annoying