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Doris Mayday

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The Resume

    (circa 1989- )
    Born in Las Vegas, Nevada
    Dubbed '50's Girl in a Modern World
    Appeared in TLC's 'My Crazy Obsession'
    Also appeared on Anderson Cooper's talk show
    Real first name is Ashley

Why she might be annoying:

    She is obsessed with anything from the 50's from clothes to appliances, cars and even 50's social etiquette.
    She doesn't own a cell phone and refuses to allow guests, even her boyfriend, to bring one into her home.
    Every morning, she spends two hours on her hair and makeup to duplicate the glamorous 50's look.
    A 50's roller derby veteran assigned her the 'Mayday' moniker.
    She chooses not to have Internet in her home.
    She frequently changes her hair color from dark raven to platinum blond - and back again.

Why she might not be annoying:

    As a child, she was bullied for her weight and gap tooth.
    She was absorbed into her grandparents' stories about 50's life.
    Her 50's passion began when she purchased a 50's-style dress for a prom, describing that she never felt prettier.
    Her home interior is literally a time capsule.
    She enlisted the help of a 50's etiquette coach to teach her the social practices of that era.
    Even her car is vintage!
    She works as a model for a pin-up girl-style clothing company.

Credit: battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 61 Votes: 40.98% Annoying