The Resume

(November 9, 1972- )
Born in Bismarck, North Dakota
Co-Author of 'All In: The Education of General David Petraeus'
Mistress of Gen. David Petraeus

Why she might be annoying:

She has a huge forehead.
She was her high school homecoming queen.
She had an affair with Gen. Petraeus while both were married to others.
She sent 'threatening' emails to Tampa socialite Jill Kelley, whom she thought was also boinking the General.
The subsequent investigation caused the General's resignation as CIA Director (November 2012).

Why she might not be annoying:

She is a 1995 graduate of West Point.
She earned advanced degrees from the University of Denver and Harvard.
She's proof that even smart, highly educated women make dumb romantic choices.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2013 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 4)
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 13]
• Beast's 50 Most Loathsome People in America [2012] (Ranked: 20)
• I am an Adulterer
• I Attended Harvard
• I Attended University of Denver
• I Attended West Point
• I Was Homecoming Queen
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands on My Hips
• My Forehead is Huge [Fiveheads]
• Profiles 33501-33750 (Ranked: 33727)
• Valedictorians
• Yahoo!'s Top 10 Scandal Searches [2012] (Ranked: 4)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 145 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 69 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 364 Votes: 68.13% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 205 Votes: 88.78% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 497 Votes: 56.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 1921 Votes: 50.91% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 2864 Votes: 63.69% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 1535 Votes: 79.22% Annoying