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Christy Canyon

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Adult Actress

The Resume

    (June 17, 1966- )
    36DD-24-36
    Birth name is Melissa Bardisbanian
    Of Italian descent
    Started a career in adult films in 1984
    Starred in 'Black Throat,' 'Dirty Shary,' 'Domination Nation #01,' 'Gang Bangs,' 'I Dream of Ginger,' 'I Like to be Watched,' 'Kissin' and Cussin',' 'Like a Virgin #01,' 'Mid-Slumber Nights Dream,' 'On Trial #02 - Oral Arguments,' 'Pretty in Peach,' 'Sinfully Yours,' 'Sore Throat,' 'Titillation!,' 'Where the Boys Aren't #05,' 'Where the Boys Aren't #06,'
    Member of the XRCO Hall of Fame
    Performed under various names Christie, Tara White, Tara Wine, Linda Daniel, DeeDee and Missy

Why she might be annoying:

    She retired from pornos in 1985, returned in 1989, then retired in 1993 but returned in 1995 and then retired again in 1996.
    She was expelled from Providence High School, but graduated from North Hollywood High.
    When she was 15, she was arrested for shoplifting a sweater.
    She lost her virginity at 16, in a five minute affair.
    She broke into porn at 18, when she only had $10 to her name and lots of her bills were coming due.
    She smokes.
    She married for five weeks (1995). She said: 'Thank God I had a prenuptial agreement.'
    Adult actress Nina Hartley called her 'a bitch.'

Why she might not be annoying:

    In ninth grade, a classmate carved her name into his arm.
    Her parents blamed her for their divorce, so she ran away from home at 17.
    She dated actor Robin Williams.
    Ron Jeremy taught her how to do fellatio.
    She earned an AA degree in merchandise marketing.
    She said 'I'm the little black sheep, the rebellious person of the family. I hope I will always be this way.'
    She objects to '... when guys treat girls in the business like porn girls. I don't like the mentality of someone who thinks: 'She's a porn star, I can fuck her for nothing.'
    She prefers comedic roles.
    She said: 'I'm not into bodybuilders. I want a little softness in a guy. I wanna be able to squeeze on some love handles.'
    She admits to being lazy, not working out and enjoying Snickers.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 297 Votes: 46.80% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 31 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 100 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 39 Votes: 43.59% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 29 Votes: 37.93% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 282 Votes: 84.40% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 61 Votes: 78.69% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 235 Votes: 54.47% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 204 Votes: 37.75% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 261 Votes: 49.43% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 100 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 117 Votes: 45.30% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 213 Votes: 48.83% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 605 Votes: 73.06% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 811 Votes: 61.28% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 4982 Votes: 39.78% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1860 Votes: 41.94% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 551 Votes: 47.73% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1387 Votes: 51.19% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 3658 Votes: 35.54% Annoying