The Resume

(October 18, 1978- )
Born in Otley, England, United Kingdom
Rugby player
Outside center for Bath (1997-2005) and Gloucester (2005- )
Captain of the English national rugby union team (2011)
Married Zara Phillips, granddaughter of Queen Elizabeth II (July 30, 2011)

Why he might be annoying:

He broke his nose eight times during his career.
His nose has its own Facebook page.
He said one of his biggest regrets is not getting braces to straighten his teeth.
He was convicted twice of driving drunk, and was banned from driving for three years for the second offence.
He racked up a $20,000 bill for the booze at his three-day-long bachelor party.

Why he might not be annoying:

He turned down an offer from Princess Anne to pay for a nose job so he would look better for the wedding.
He suffered a punctured lung and torn liver after landing on another player's foot while diving for the ball (February 2, 2008).
He posed naked (except for a strategically placed rugby ball) for a PSA about testicular cancer.
He was introduced to Zara by Prince Harry during the 2003 Rugby World Cup.
He said about his relationship with Zara, 'We try to stay out of the public eye as much as we can, but it's quite hard sometimes.'

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• British Royalty: Windsors
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 37]
• I Attended Prince Harry-Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding [May 19, 2018]
• I Attended Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh’s Funeral [April 17, 2021]
• I Attended Prince William-Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding [April 29, 2011]
• I Attended Queen Elizabeth II's Funeral [September 19, 2022]
• I Attended the Coronation Ceremony of Charles III and Camilla [May 6, 2023]
• I Became a Dad in 2014
• I Married in 2011
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• Meghan Markle Doesn't Like Me
• Profiles 31501-31750 (Ranked: 31658)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 92 Votes: 61.96% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 104 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 152 Votes: 51.97% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 94 Votes: 57.45% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 96 Votes: 77.08% Annoying