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John Burstein
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TV Personality
    (1951- )
    Performs as ‘Slim Goodbody’
    Appeared on ‘Captain Kangaroo (1976-1980)’ and ‘The Inside Story (1980)’
    He wears a skin-tight unitard with internal organs on it.
    Many children are frightened of him, assuming he is naked and/or horribly injured.
    One critic described his hair as ‘a ridiculous Afro-mullet.’
    The body-stocking doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
    He speaks in sappy phrases like ‘I’m the best me in the world.’
    He sometimes hires other actors to make appearances as Slim Goodbody, and calls them ‘Slimstitutes.’
    He tries to raise children’s awareness of health and nutrition.
    Appropriately enough, he has kept in good shape over the years.
    He writes his own material and music.
    He continues to perform at elementary school assemblies.
    His bodysuit doesn’t have genitals on it, thank goodness.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

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