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Michael Nigg

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The Resume

    (April 28, 1969-September 8, 1995)
    Born in Gunnison, Colorado
    Aspiring actor and model
    Appeared in an episode of ‘Liars’
    Waiter at Mezzaluna restaurant in Brentwood
    Fatally shot by two men next to an ATM in Hollywood

Why he might be annoying:

    He lived beyond his apparent means, driving a Mercedes and residing in a luxury condo.
    Before moving to Los Angeles, he was reportedly ‘involved in the narcotics culture’ in Aspen and Denver.
    His killers did not bother to take the $40 he had withdrawn from the ATM, leading to speculation that his murder was a hit rather than a robbery turned deadly.
    Proponents of the ‘O.J. is innocent’ theory argue that Nigg, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ron Goldman were all murdered because of their involvement in drug dealing.

Why he might not be annoying:

    Going from ‘Ron Goldman and Michael Nigg were waiters at the same restaurant’ and ‘They were both murdered’ to ‘Therefore, they must have both been whacked for dealing drugs’ requires a hefty leap of logic.
    The O.J. apologists never provide actual evidence* that Nigg was dealing drugs. (*Except in the Lionel Hutz sense: ‘Well, Your Honor, we've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.’)
    The candlelight vigil held in his memory was attended by Mickey Rourke who told the news crews covering the event, ‘If anyone knows anything about the shooting that took place just give the cops a call.’
    The LAPD arrested three suspects (the two alleged gunmen and an alleged getaway driver), but they were never brought to trial due to a lack of evidence.

Credit: C. Fishel


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    In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying