The Resume

(March 17, 1959- )
Starred in the 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' commercials
Cover boy on many romantic novels
Appeared in 'Acapulco H.E.A.T.,' 'Spy Hard' and 'Scenes from a Mall'

Why he might be annoying:

He tries to act when he can't.
He is a himbo.
A bird smashed into his face while riding a roller coaster.
His manager, Rhonda Gainer, sued him for $6,000,000 for breech of contract (he settled out of court).
He is overly muscle bound.
He looks like Lisa Kudrow on steroids.
He said 'The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.

Why he might not be annoying:

He brings joy to middle aged housewives.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 1 vs. 100 Mob Members
• Actors of Italian Descent
• American's Helping Hand
• Ant Eaters/Pinocchios [Big Noses]
• Bodybuilder/Actors
• Bubble Boy [2001]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3151959)
• Celebrity Seattle Seahawk Fans
• Cleft Chins
• Death Becomes Her [1992]
• Dim Bulbs
• E!'s True Hollywood Story
• Exorcist [Film Series]
• Howard Interviewed Me on His E! Interview Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Appeared on Jerry Lewis' MDA Telethon [E-G]
• I Shared My Secrets on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
• I was Injured by Animals
• Lion Manes
• Look at Me, I'm Bleeding
• Look at Me, I'm in Agony
• Look at Me, I'm Pickin' and Grinin'
• Man Show - Guest Stars
• MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch - Winners [Season 2]
• Paul Mazursky Films
• People Magazine Covers [1993] (Ranked: 1004)
• People Magazine's 25 Most Intriguing People [1992]
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 751-1000 (Ranked: 913)
• Roseanne - Guest Stars
• Satirized on Freakazoid
• Sharknado [Film Series]
• VH-1's 100 Most Outrageous Celebrity Moments (Ranked: 6)
• VH-1's 25 Most Cheestastic TV Stars (Ranked: 4)
• VH-1's 40 Greatest Reality Moments (Ranked: 8)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 25 Votes: 32.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 135 Votes: 74.81% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 33 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 43 Votes: 65.12% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 56 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 93 Votes: 44.09% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 98 Votes: 65.31% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 128 Votes: 67.97% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 304 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 405 Votes: 69.88% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 713 Votes: 64.66% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1149 Votes: 70.06% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3184 Votes: 75.69% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 7144 Votes: 65.87% Annoying