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Benjamin 'Coach' Wade

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (September 18, 1971- )
    Resides in Bolivar, Missouri and Susanville, California
    Former soccer coach for the Southwest Baptist University in Missouri
    Fifth place finisher in 'Survivor: Tocantins'
    Named on of the Most Questionable Characters of Reality TV by Yahoo

Why he might be annoying:

    Does he ever shut up?
    His Type A lifestyle led to him being injured by a few animals, including a shark and a piranha.
    Three episodes in a row started off with his doing yoga, dancing ti chi or meditating.
    While he considered Brendan the Head of the Timbira Dragon, he labeled Sierra as the Dragon's bowel movement.
    He was described as a cross between Steven Seagal and Last of the Mohicans.
    Prior to leaving for the Tocantins, he told his all-female soccer team he was going to undergo extensive cancer tests.
    He then told his boss he would be gone for a week without telling him he was playing 'Survivor' and ended up being gone for longer than that; ultimately, he got fired from his soccer coaching job at Southwest Baptist University.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He went on a solo kayak expedition spanning 6,132 miles.
    Naming the merged tribe Forza was his idea, with 'Forza 'being a variation on the Italian word for 'strength.'
    His exaggerated re-enactment of Erinn's 'evil face' when she felt a chance to vote the ailing Jerry out was amusing.
    He was the answer to the beggar-thy-neighbor question, ‘Who has not lived up to their potential?’ (And he answered himself, too.)
    At the tenth Tribal Council, jury members Brendan, Tyson and Sierra made fun of Coach by showing up with a jacket over their shoulders and wearing a feather in their hair.
    At the traditional auction, he scored chicken Parmesan, red wine and garlic bread for $320.
    During the 'Survivor' logo maze challenge, he simply followed JT’s path and made his way out long before the other three competitors did.
    An assistant coach suggested he become the next 'Bachelor,' planting the seed for a reality television berth.
    The look on Sierra's face when Jeff read out Coach's death vote was priceless.

Credit: Battyx3 & Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 16 Votes: 18.75% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 92 Votes: 45.65% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 73 Votes: 72.60% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 37 Votes: 56.76% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 278 Votes: 67.27% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 32 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 95 Votes: 82.11% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 64.41% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 409 Votes: 67.97% Annoying