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Cristiane 'Cyborg' Santos

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Martial Artist

The Resume

    (July 9, 1985- )
    Born in Curitiba, Parana, Brazil
    Resides in San Diego, California
    Record as of July 2010: 10 Wins, 1 Loss, 8 Wins by Knockout
    Has fought for Strikeforce and EliteXC
    Has held the Strikeforce Women's Featherweight Championship
    Married to fellow MMA fighter Evangelista Santos

Why she might be annoying:

    She is considered to be not that photogenic, especially compared with fellow mixed martial artist Gina Carano.
    On top of that, it has gotten to the point where people have speculated if she is on steroids or is even a man.
    Strikeforce has been accused of usually not finding any quality opponents for her.
    One such opponent, Jan Finney, had an 8-7 record beforehand, and was beaten to the point where people questioned why it didn't end sooner.
    She has 'Cris Cyborg' tattooed on her right forearm and a dragon tattooed on her back.
    She was stripped of her title after testing positive for steroids (January 7, 2012).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is usually ranked among the top female MMA fighters.
    Her victory against Gina Carano on August 15, 2009 for the newly created Strikeforce Women's Featherweight Championship was the first time a women's match had headlined an MMA card.
    She excelled at handball prior to being a MMA fighter.
    She has a purple belt in jiu-jitsu through the tutelage of Cristiano Marcello.

Credit: whiff boy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 485 Votes: 79.59% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 68 Votes: 67.65% Annoying