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Bernard Kerik

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Crime Fighter

The Resume

    (September 4, 1955- )
    Resides in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey
    40th New York City Police Commissioner (August 21, 2000-December 2001)
    Senior vice president of Giuliani Partners (2002- )
    Wrote 'The Lost Son: A Life in Pursuit of Justice' (2001)

Why he might be annoying:

    He is monotone.
    He rarely smiles.
    He may have had some dealings with the mob.
    It is believed he used the NY Police to do personal favors for him.
    He hired a nanny and housekeeper who may have been illegal immigrants. He also failed to pay payroll taxes for them.
    There is an alleged warrant against him for not paying bills on his condo maintenance (1998).
    He sold his stock in Taser International just days before Amnesty International criticized it's stun-gun.
    He said: 'If you put Sen. Kerry in the White House, I think you are going to see that [another terrorist attack] happen ... and I don't want to see another Sept. 11' (New York Daily News, April 22, 2004).
    He used a secret apartment in Manhattan for his mistresses. He left Judith Regan's love letter around only to be found by his other mistress Jeannette Pinero. Pinero went to Judith Regan and they compared stories.
    Newsweek reported Judith Regan hired a bodyguard to keep him away.
    He was selected to head Homeland security (December 2, 2004), but it was withdrawn (December 13, 2004).

Why he might not be annoying:

    His parents divorced when he was three.
    His alcoholic prostitute mother was murdered when he was four.
    He was an MP in the US Army.
    He was an undercover narcotics cop.
    He is a black belt in tae kwon do.
    He was Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's bodyguard and then business partner.
    Under his police leadership, crime in New York declined drastically.
    He was the New York Police Commissioner during the September 11th attack.
    He made over $6,000,000 by getting involved with Taser (stun-gun) International (2002).
    He trained the Iraqi police force (2003).
    He would have easily been confirmed by the senate for homeland security czar as both Democrats and Republicans respected his work.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 119 Votes: 68.07% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 497 Votes: 46.28% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 161 Votes: 68.32% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 150 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 37 Votes: 54.05% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 27 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 82.61% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 62 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 1134 Votes: 74.69% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 63 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 276 Votes: 73.55% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 1055 Votes: 71.47% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1029 Votes: 69.58% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 2826 Votes: 70.59% Annoying