The Resume

(January 7, 1978- )
Born San Pedro De Macoris, DR
Played for the New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Washington Nationals and Chicago Cubs
Traded to Texas Rangers for Alex Rodriguez
All Star MVP (July 13, 2004)

Why he might be annoying:

He watched his home runs leave the park before running the bases.
He struck out a record 25 times during the 2003 playoffs.
He swung at the worse pitches.
He made a lot of errors in the field.
New York Yankee fans booed him during the 2003 Playoffs at Yankee stadium.
Ichiro Suzuki beat him out for Rookie of the Year (2001).
He chomps on his gum.
He has buck teeth.
When he was a kid, he was known as 'the mule' because he was so slow and moved awkwardly trying to chase down ground balls.
He lied about his age to the New York Yankees.

Why he might not be annoying:

He set the season lead off home run record with 13 (2003).
Fans voted him as the starting 2nd baseman for the 2003 all-star game.
He stole a lot of bases.
Luis Sojo and Willie Randolph told the New York Post he is an excellent listener.
He can speak Japanese fluently.

Credit: My Niece Alyse

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 AL All-Star Team
• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 2002)
• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 2003)
• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 2005)
• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 2006)
• 40/40 Club (Ranked: 2006)
• AL Silver Slugger - Second Basemen (Ranked: 2002)
• AL Silver Slugger - Second Basemen (Ranked: 2004)
• AL Silver Slugger - Second Basemen (Ranked: 2005)
• Baseball Players
• Bruce's Most Annoying [2004] (Ranked: 34)
• Buck Teeth
• Chicago Cubs
• Dominicans
• ESPN the Magazine's 21st Century All-Stars [2003]
• ESPY's Best Breakthrough Athlete (Ranked: 2003)
• Forbes Highest Paid Athletes [June 2012] (Ranked: 82)
• I Hit a Post Season Game Walk-Off Home Run (Ranked: 2001)
• I Like to Admire My Home Runs
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Marc's Most Annoying [2004] (Ranked: 26)
• MLB All-Star Game MVPs (Ranked: 2004)
• My Niece Alyse's Profiles [Series 2]
• My Voting was Temporarily Suspended on Am I Annoying Due to Vote Abuse
• New York Yankees
• NL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2006)
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9879)
• Texas Rangers
• Washington Nationals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 170 Votes: 51.76% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 303 Votes: 58.75% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 40 Votes: 52.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 58 Votes: 67.24% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 57 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 117 Votes: 58.97% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 177 Votes: 71.75% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 2564 Votes: 59.48% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1358 Votes: 69.88% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 165 Votes: 75.15% Annoying