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Tawny Peaks

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The Resume

    (May 10, 1970- )
    Born in New York City, New York
    Birth name was Michele Ann Laird
    Exotic dancer
    Appeared in 'Boob Cruise 94' (1994), 'Breasts' (1996), 'Voluptuous Vixens II' (1998) and 'Let's Talk About Sex' (1998)

Why she might be annoying:

    She had ludicrously huge implants. (Either 60-HHH or 69-HH according to different accounts.)
    She sold one of her implants on eBay, where it was bought by GoldenPalace.com for $16,766 (2005).
    The sale inspired headlines about Tawny 'losing her peaks.'
    Also, several stories about the lawsuit she was involved in (see below) made punny references to the 'mounds of evidence.'

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was sued by a man who claimed he suffered whiplash when she swung her breasts in his face during a bachelor party: 'It was like cement blocks hit me.'
    The case was decided on 'The People's Court,' where arbiter Ed Koch ruled in her favor (1998).
    As part of the case, she was examined by a female baliff, who reported that her breasts were 'about two pounds each and of average firmness.'
    She retired from adult entertainment to become a Michigan housewife.

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 38 Votes: 23.68% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 65 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 51 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 16 Votes: 81.25% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 181 Votes: 64.09% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 2881 Votes: 28.32% Annoying