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Ed the Sock

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The Resume

    (1987- )
    Operated by Steve Kerzner
    VJ on MuchMusic
    Host of 'Ed's Night Party' and 'Ed's Big Wham Bam'

Why he might be annoying:

    He always has a cigar in his mouth.
    He has green hair.
    He got sprayed with milk on 'The Tom Green Show.'
    He sometimes pretends he's Satan (Not that it's too farfetched...).
    His personal influences are 'Frank Sinatra, Fred Sanford, and cheap American wine.'
    He provoked William Shatner to the point of Shatner flipping him off in a now-infamous interview.
    He calls his fans 'Ed-heads.'
    Steve Kerzner suffers from bipolar depression.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has been around years before Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
    A tape of Ed was sent to a 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien' staffer years back. A few months later, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog appeared. To this day, Ed despises Triumph.
    He has a gigantic following in Canada, and another in Australia and New Zealand.
    He's 100% cotton.
    He visits his message board frequently.
    Every December on MuchMusic he does a special called 'Fromage' which is an hour devoted to the worst music videos of the year (of which Ed wisecracks over).
    His show 'Ed's Night Party' often beats Mike Bullard, Jay Leno & David Letterman in the ratings in Canada.
    His hobbies & pastimes: 'Instigating bar fights, heckling Trekkies and having sex with your girlfriend.'
    His motto is: 'If you don't have anything good to say... say it often.'
    He gets to hang out with porn stars for comedy bits (for example, Taylor Hayes gave him a tour of the Vivid Video Warehouse).
    He's a brutally honest interviewer.
    He said: 'A recent survey proved that Trekkies enjoy a very full and active sex life. They'd enjoy it even more if they had a partner!'

Credit: Captain Hair


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 28 Votes: 46.43% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 84 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 55 Votes: 52.73% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 222 Votes: 45.05% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 388 Votes: 74.23% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 241 Votes: 65.15% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 428 Votes: 48.83% Annoying