The Resume

(May 13, 1957- )
Appointed head of the Interim Administration of Afghanistan (December 2001)
His Excellency President of Afghanistan (June 2002- )

Why he might be annoying:

He supported the Taliban government in its early days.
He has been accused of being a consultant for the oil company Unocal and being appointed head of Afghanistan to secure the country's oil pipeline.
He has been called a puppet of the Bush White House.
Despite being president, his actual power in Afghanistan is very limited.
His trademark hat is made from aborted lamb fetuses.

Why he might not be annoying:

He fought against the Soviet Union in the 1980s.
He has survived at least one attempt on his life.
He is working toward a democratically stable Afghanistan.
He can speak fluent English, Pashto, Dari, Hindi, Urdu, and French.

Credit: Ratman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Blogspot's Evil Leaders League
• Born on Christmas Eve [December 24th] (Ranked: 1957)
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Esquire's 23 Best Dressed Men in the World [2007] (Ranked: 10)
• Fahrenheit 9/11
• GQ's 10 Best Dressed International Males [2005] (Ranked: 10)
• I Attended Nelson Mandela's Memorial Service [December 10, 2013]
• I Attended Pope John Paul II's Funeral [April 2005]
• I Attended Ronald Reagan's Funeral [June 2004]
• I Survived an Assassination Attempt
• I Was a State of the Union Special Guest [United States] (Ranked: 2002)
• Linked to George W. Bush
• Michael Moore Doesn’t Like Me
• Middle East Conflict
• My Sibling was Murdered
• Pig Names
• Profiles 12501-12750 (Ranked: 12661)
• Ratman's Profiles [Series 2]
• Time Magazine's People Who Matter [2010] (Ranked: 3)
• War on Terrorism Players
• Wordpress' Hottest Heads of State [2009] (Ranked: 41)
• Wordpress' Hottest Heads of State [2010] (Ranked: 45)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 45 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 24 Votes: 29.17% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 27 Votes: 37.04% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 44 Votes: 61.36% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 56 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 52 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 63 Votes: 50.79% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 245 Votes: 50.61% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 149 Votes: 70.47% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 57 Votes: 77.19% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 122 Votes: 77.05% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 63 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 141 Votes: 51.06% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 858 Votes: 71.45% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 288 Votes: 68.40% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 388 Votes: 59.28% Annoying