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Ryan Smyth

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Hockey Player

The Resume

    (February 21, 1976- )
    Drafted by the Edmonton Oilers as the 6th overall pick in the 1994 NHL draft
    Member of the Edmonton Oilers (1994-2007, 2011-14), New York Islanders (2007), Colorado Avalanche (2007-09) and the Los Angeles Kings (2009-11)

Why he might be annoying:

    He has a long face.
    His eyes are too close together.
    He has a career plus/minus of -31.
    He spelled Hawaii 'Hawii' on his website.
    He enjoys watching 'The Flintstones.'
    He includes a card with the bible verse John 3:16 with every autograph he has ever given.
    He wears his chin strap very loose, which causes his helmet to fall off during games more often than usual.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is left handed.
    He was hit by a car when he was 8 years old.
    The man driving the car, Glenn Anderson, was a member of the Edmonton Oilers.
    He was a good sport about the incident, even 'bragging' that 'the tire marks on his shirt were from the car Glenn had hit him with.'
    He played more than ten seasons for the Oilers.
    He helped lead the Canadian hockey team to the Gold medal in 2002.
    His favorite hockey player of all time is Wayne Gretzky.
    He owns a restaurant.
    He is the only player in NHL history score three goals in a 3-0 game twice.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 89 Votes: 60.67% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 102 Votes: 49.02% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 204 Votes: 61.76% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 264 Votes: 67.05% Annoying