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Annette Haven

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Adult Actress

The Resume

    (December 1, 1954- )
    Born in Las Vegas, Nevada
    American porn actress and native of Las Vegas, Nevada
    Films included; 'Lady Freaks' (1973), 'Carnal Haven' (1975), 'Teenage Sex Therapy' (1976), 'Easy Alice' (1976), 'Soft Places' (1978), 'Wicked Sensations' (1978), 'Center Spread Girls' (1982), 'High School Memories' (1983), 'The Bigger, The Better' (1986), 'Girls Who Dig Girls' (1988), 'Talk Dirty to Me: Part Six' (1991)
    Remembered for her breathtaking beauty, superior acting skills, and limp, dead fish sex scenes
    Real name: Annette Robinson

Why she might be annoying:

    Her sex scenes were completely devoid of passion or even effort.
    She came across as aloof and arrogant.
    She considered herself as a feminist which doesn't really comport with porn or stripping or prostitution which she did before and during her porn career.
    In the porn film, 'High School Memories' she performed in a scene portraying pedophilia with an actor playing an underage teenager.
    She turned down a role in the movie 'The Howling' because of the violence.
    For someone who started out as a massage parlor 'masseuse' and never attended college she had a high opinion of her opinions.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was all-natural.
    She was absolutely one of the most beautiful women in porn history.
    She left porn with her health and marbles intact, which is actually pretty impressive, and later married and had children.
    Born and raised a Mormon, she was not surprisingly excommunicated from the Church and claimed her career in the sex industry was a rebellion against its views on sex.
    She once worked as a nurse's aide.
    Despite her disinterested performances in her sex scenes, she was one of the better actresses in porn history playing intelligent, independent women very well.
    She was considered for the Melanie Griffith role in the mainstream movie 'Body Double' and after losing it to Griffith she worked closely with Griffith on her performance in the role and is even rumored to have written some of her dialog particularly the scene when Griffith's character explains what she won't do on screen. PS Watch the movie, the dialog can't be repeated here.

Credit: tom_jeffords


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 31 Votes: 38.71% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 187 Votes: 65.24% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 100 Votes: 49.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 33 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 58 Votes: 53.45% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 804 Votes: 83.46% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 128 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 140 Votes: 52.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 187 Votes: 37.43% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 95 Votes: 49.47% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 129 Votes: 54.26% Annoying