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Mike Warnke

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Comedian

The Resume

    (November 19, 1946- )
    Evansville Indiana
    Resides in Harrodsburg, KY
    Recorded Out of My Mind, Stuff Happens, and Totally Weird
    Wrote The Satan Seller, Schemes of Satan and Friendly Fire
    Subject of the expose 'Selling Satan: The Tragic History of Mike Warnke'

Why he might be annoying:

    His whole gimmick revolves around him being an ex-high priest of Satan.
    He claims that he amassed money, power and women under Satan.
    He said that he could shoot fire out of his fingertips.
    While in the Navy, he claims to have beaten up his Christian roommate.
    After doing so, he went into a closet and took good ole' Jesus as his savior.
    However, those who knew Warnke claim that he was a reclusive nerd with no ties to Satanism (ie, it was all made up) - but a knack for storytelling.
    He claims to be America's #1 Christian Comedian.
    Many people feel that he was responsible for the whole 'Satanism scare' of the mid-80's.
    He cheated on his wife with a fellow Bible college student.
    He is thrice divorced and four times married.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His mother was killed in a car accident when he was eight.
    His father had a heart attack and died when he was ten.
    He served in Vietnam and was wounded (but not as bad as he claims).
    He has managed to relieve a lot of naive people of their money.

Credit: Bart McQueary


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 118 Votes: 46.61% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 56 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 55 Votes: 74.55% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 48 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 108 Votes: 62.04% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 378 Votes: 53.17% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 388 Votes: 54.64% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 342 Votes: 70.47% Annoying