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Lindsay Avner

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The Resume

    (circa 1983- )
    Raised in Columbus, Ohio
    Lives in Chicago, Illinois
    Chose to have double mastectomy instead of chance cancer (August 29, 2006)
    Procedure done by Dr. Patrick Borgen at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York City
    Assistant brands manager at Unilever

Why she might be annoying:

    She wants to have kids, and this will pass along her cancer genes.
    She had her tits chopped off.
    Although she had healthy breast she chose to have a double mastectomy.
    Her decision was almost blocked by her wondering 'Will anyone love me again? What if there's better surgery down the line? Will I hate my new body?'
    She got breast implants.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is an icon for the fight against breast cancer.
    She created the McDonald's Teens for the Cure High School Team Challenge
    She is incredibly brave having a medical procedure while still healthy.
    Her mother, grandmother and great grandmother had breast cancer.
    She has aunts and cousins who also suffered breast cancer.
    She said 'I asked myself, 'Why spend another day being so totally distraught waiting for it to happen when I could take away the ticking time bomb?''
    She said that her nipples were not distorted and she just two minor scars under her breasts.
    Her brac1 and brac2 test showed she had an 85% chance of getting breast cancer.
    After the double mastectomy, she is fifty time less likely than the average woman of getting breast cancer.
    She won the BHSAA Carlton Smith Scholarship (2001).
    She graduated the University of Michigan.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 86 Votes: 66.28% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 57.32% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 153 Votes: 41.18% Annoying