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The Rainbow Family

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The Resume

Why they might be annoying:

    They are vegetarians.
    They are pushy and anti-government.
    They sing, perform dances and chant around their campfires.
    Most members are drug abusers, yet they discourage alcohol.
    Women do not shave their armpits or legs.
    Men weave bells into their beards.
    Many commit such felonies as drug trafficking, broken health codes, child abuse, indecent exposure, theft and vandalism.
    They love the environment, yet cause extreme unsanitary conditions in State Parks.
    Like, far out, man...groovy, catch the visions and feel the energy, man!
    They do not wear deodorant, believing natural body odors/sweat scents are best.
    They often try to recruit people by giving them videos and inviting them to gatherings.
    They have naked gatherings where children are fully nude with the adults.
    They listen to drumbeats day and night.
    Your taxes pay for the added law enforcement needed at their freak fests.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They like the Beatles.
    They make neat looking hippie jewelry from hemp, when not smoking their goods.
    Some of them appear to actually brush their hair.
    Their 'tribes' set up 'kitchens' along the forest to feed their hungry hippies from their campfire woks (All that pot gives them the munchies, you see!).
    They love their forest 'kitchens, fondly naming them 'Bliss Kitchen,' 'Jerusalem Kosher Kitchen' and 'Rainbow Crystal (uhm, meth?) Kitchen.'
    They welcome 'all people of the universe.'
    Florida authorities captured a dangerous murder suspect hiding in their gatherings.
    They refer to the slackers of their cult as 'Drainbows' for 'sucking the energy from the masses.'
    They are highly intimidated by all types of law enforcement.
    Credit: Skunk Butt
    Related: Rainbow Head, Zappa family including Diva Zappa, Moon Unit Zappa, Frank Zappa, Ahmet Zappa, Dweezil Zappa, Lala Sloatman, Proctor and Gamble Founder, Soleil Moon Frye, Phoenix family including River Phoenix and Joaquin Phoenix and sisters Liberty, Summer and Rain.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 81.48% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 60 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 57 Votes: 77.19% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 86 Votes: 70.93% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 192 Votes: 72.40% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 337 Votes: 68.84% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 618 Votes: 69.90% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 896 Votes: 69.75% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1028 Votes: 78.31% Annoying