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Glory Johnson

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (July 27, 1990- )
    Born in Colorado Springs, Colorado
    Forward for the Tulsa Shock (first-round draft, 2012)
    2012 All-Rookie Team and 2013, 2014 All-Star team
    Southeastern Conference Defensive Player of the Year
    Married fellow WNBA alumna Brittney Griner (May 8, 2015)

Why she might be annoying:

    She loves calculus but hates history.
    Her middle name? Bassey.
    She and Griner were arrested for fisticuffs — the week before their wedding! (The association suspended them both in the process, upon which some writers raised a stink.)
    The day after she announced her pregnancy, four weeks into the marriage, Griner sought an annulment.
    Well, at 6 ft 3 in (five inches shorter than Griner), you can’t expect her not to have the feet, nose, and ears to match!

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is the youngest of five children — and the first to marry.
    She achieved her bachelor’s in global studies in three years and a master’s in communications in her fourth year.
    She planned to pursue a post-basketball career in sports broadcasting.
    While Griner wore a neutral-toned suit, she, a heterosexual, opted for the traditional white dress (also featured on TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress).
    Outside the domestic abuse case, much of her private life has remained private.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 128 Votes: 67.97% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 29 Votes: 55.17% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 98 Votes: 61.22% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying