The Resume

Born in India
Hindu goddess of fertility, time, death and destruction
Pops out of her mother, Durga's, head whenever she gets really angry
Her name may be derived from the Sanskrit word for time

Why she might be annoying:

Being the goddess of death and destruction is annoying all by itself.
She's either black or blue and has either seven or ten arms, usually with a weapon in each hand depending on who's drawing her.
She also has fangs and wears a necklace made of skulls.
None of these are good looks.
During one tempter tantrum, she (temporarily) killed her mother's husband, the god Shiva, and danced on his body. Artistic portrayals of this usually show Shiva with an erection which makes for some interesting Freudian symbolism.
She was the patron of the Thugs who went around strangling people until the British hanged them all.

Why she might not be annoying:

When she and Shiva are on good terms, they dance with each other, causing the earth to shake along with them.
She's the goddess to turn to for help with epidemics and natural disasters.
She's supposed to be a heck of a fighter in battle.
She once killed a demon whose blood turned into more demons when it was spilled by drinking all of his blood.
Calcutta (Kali's steps) was named after her.
Being the goddess of fertility is a very cool thing to be.

Credit: tom_jeffords

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bad Hair - Female
• Brothers and Sisters, I Have None
• City Namesakes
• Damaged Women
• Females Who Allegedly are Domestic Abusers
• Hippie Names
• I Could Pass for Black
• I Don't Pull Punches
• I Have Pointy Teeth
• I Stabbed Someone
• I'm a Bastard
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, Grrr, I'm Angry
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm a Flamingo
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm Armed
• Look at Me, I'm Bleeding
• Look at me, I'm Busted
• Look at Me, I'm Dancing
• Look at Me, I'm Dead
• Look at Me, I'm Making a Funny Face
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Crown
• Look at Me, I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up
• Look at My Bling Bling
• Look at My Skull
• Look at My Tongue
• Piercings [A-K]
• Pissed off Chicks
• Profiles 26751-27000 (Ranked: 26853)
• Raised by a Single Mom
• Religious Icons
• Short Fuses
• Tom Jefford's Profiles [Series 02]
• Tomboys
• Wacky Eyes
• Wiccas, Witches, Warlocks and Pagans

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 42 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 49 Votes: 67.35% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 54 Votes: 74.07% Annoying