The Resume

(February 14, 1971- )
Born in Philippines
Daughter of President Corazon Aquino and Benigno Aquino, Jr.
Appeared in the films 'Pido Dida' (1990), 'Vizconde Massacre' (1992), 'Mano Po' (2002), 'Feng Shui' (2004), 'So Happy Together' (2004), 'Sukob' (2006) and 'Dalaw' (2010)
Hosted 'Today with Kris Aquino' (1996-2001), 'The Buzz' (1999-2010), Morning Girls (2002-04), 'Showbiz News Ngayon' (2009-10), 'Pilipinas Got Talent' (2010- ) and Filipino versions of 'Deal or No Deal' (2006-09), 'Wheel of Fortune' (2008) and 'The Price Is Right' (2011)
Publishes 'K! The Kris Aquino Magazine'

Why she might be annoying:

Early in her career, she was dubbed 'the Massacre Queen' for appearing in numerous true crime films.
She had a son out of wedlock with actor Philip Salvador.
She kept her marriage to basketball player James Yap secret for a year.
She has had extensive plastic surgery, including liposuction, a tummy tuck and breast augmentation.

Why she might not be annoying:

At age seven, she stood in for her imprisoned father at campaign rallies.
She had a miscarriage the day after she announced that her mom had been diagnosed with colon cancer (March 25, 2008).
With her successes in television, movies, publishing and business, she has been dubbed the Filipino 'Queen of All Media.'
She said, 'I’ve been super blessed.... I must be reaping good karma from the good things my parents have done in their lives.'

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 100 Most Beautiful Pinays/Filipinas [2006] (Ranked: 29)
• 100 Most Beautiful Pinays/Filipinas [2007] (Ranked: 29)
• Born on Valentine's Day [February 14th] (Ranked: 1971)
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 34]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2141971)
• Daughters of Celebrities
• Game Show Hosts
• I am Filipino
• I Became a Mom in 2007
• I Had a Miscarriage
• I Had Breast Enhancement [Some Alleged]
• I Had Liposuction
• I Married in 2005
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• My Name, My Magazine
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Older than Me
• Profiles 30751-31000 (Ranked: 30803)
• Stars of Horror Films
• Top 20 Philippines; Endorsers [2008] (Ranked: 1)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 86 Votes: 77.91% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 35 Votes: 57.14% Annoying