The Resume

(October 13, 1947- )
Former lead vocalist of Van Halen
Performed with Montrose
Recorded 'Marching to Mars,' 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge,' 'Live: Right Here Right Now' and 'Balance'

Why he might be annoying:

He replaced David Lee Roth with Van Halen (1985) and then was replaced by David Lee Roth (1996).
His musical style is extremely loud.
He believes in mystical powers.
He sells a lot of junk, like a Cabo Wabo baseball cap for $17 and Cabo Wabo stain glass for $200 (or you can cheap out an get the very necessary Cabo Wabo water bottle cover for $4).
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge' forms the acronym FUCK.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He claims he was fired from Van Halen, but Eddie Van Halen claims he quit (June 16, 1996).
This is the exact same scenario for David Lee Roth.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bryan Callen's Mad TV Impersonations
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [October] (Ranked: 10131947)
• Celebrity Ghost Stories
• Celebrity St. Louis Cardinal Fans
• Chelsea Lately's Star-Studded 'Goodbye To E!' Musical Number [2014]
• Finding Your Roots
• Guitar World's 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists of All Time [March 2004] (Ranked: 95)
• Guitar World's 100 Worst Riffs, Licks and Solos [December 2004] (Ranked: 71)
• Hit Parader's Top 100 Heavy Metal Vocalists of All Time (Ranked: 12)
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's Enemy List
• I Attended the Premiere of ‘Batman’ [1989]
• I Collaborated with Alice Cooper
• I Married in 1995
• I Performed at Farm Aid I [September 22, 1985]
• I Performed with Slash
• I Sing About Being High and Dry
• I Sing About Tequila
• Look at Me, I'm Accepting My Award
• McFly's Least Annoying
• Midnight Special Performers [A-K]
• MTV's Cribs
• Musicians Featured in 'Heavy Metal' [1981]
• My Backstage Rider is on The Smoking Gun
• My Song Hit #1 on Billboard's Mainstream Rock Hits Chart [1980's] (Ranked: 1987)
• My Song Hit #1 on Billboard's Mainstream Rock Hits Chart [1990's] (Ranked: 1997)
• My Song is Featured on Guitar Hero: On Tour Decades
• National Review's 50 Greatest Conservative Rock Songs [2006] (Ranked: 38)
• Pollstar's Top Tours [2002] (Ranked: 50)
• Profiles 2001-2250 (Ranked: 2175)
• Van Halen
• VH-1's 40 Greatest Celebrity Feuds (Ranked: 23)
• VH-1's I Love the 70's Commentators
• VH-1's I Love the 80's Commentators

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 94 Votes: 55.32% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 114 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 88 Votes: 42.05% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 93 Votes: 54.84% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 21 Votes: 90.48% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 37 Votes: 62.16% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 41 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 87 Votes: 52.87% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 139 Votes: 69.78% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 129 Votes: 60.47% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 223 Votes: 51.12% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 338 Votes: 65.68% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 561 Votes: 49.20% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1691 Votes: 49.91% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 6748 Votes: 78.50% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5485 Votes: 44.92% Annoying