Soccer Player
The Resume
(December 20, 1980- )
Born in Stepney, London, England, United Kingdom
Left-back, Chelsea (2006- )
Member, English national squad (2001- )
Husband of Cheryl Tweedy Cole
Why he might be annoying
Police detained him for acting belligerent outside a disco in March 2009.
His driver's license was suspended for four months after he was clocked speeding 104 mph in a 50 mph zone (January 2010).
He had a wandering eye throughout his marriage, with his first affair being a 2008 drunken romp with a woman who later claimed he offered to pay for her abortion.
In February 2010, more alleged mistresses surfaced, including a fling with an opposing soccer club's secretary and an unprotected one night stand with an American political aide.
He also sexted pictures to topless model Sonia Wild, featuring him clad only in undies, fully aroused.
Why he might not be annoying
He's a distant relative of Mariah Carey.
His parents broke up when was a child.
He supposedly offered to check into sex rehab hoping to save his marriage.
Cheryl Cole announced plans for a separation on February 23, 2010.
His father branded his son's adultery as 'depraved.'
Credit: Black Chic
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Year In Review:
For 2010, as of last week, Out of 25 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
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