The Resume

(January 14, 83 BC-August 1, 30 BC)
Birth name is Marcus Antonius
General in the army of Julius Caesar
Formed the Second Triumvirate with Octavian (Augustus) and Marcus Lepidus after Julius Caesar's assassination (44 BC)
Given control of the eastern part of the Roman empire
One of Cleopatra's many lovers
Sided with Egypt when Octavian declared war (31 BC)
Defeated by Octavian at the Battle of Actium (31 BC)

Why he might be annoying:

His name is modernized to become 'Marc Anthony.'
His name was taken by a latino singer.
He was Julius Caesar's lap dog and second in command.
Despite Shakespeare's writings, he never said, 'Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.'
The Second Triumvirate was forged to purge their enemies within the state and set up the transition of Rome to an empire rather than a republic.
He had Cicero executed.
He aided the infamous King Herod defeat of the Hasmoneon rulers of Judea.
The Battle of Actium was a huge disaster for him.
He committed suicide, which provoked Cleopatra to do the same.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was genuinely loyal to Caesar, and condemned the people who murdered Caesar at Caesar's funeral.
He along with Octavian eventually defeated Caesar's assassins.
As soon as the Second Triumvirate expired, Octavian used Antony's love for Cleopatra as a tool to undermines support with the Roman people.
He sided with his true love when Octavian declared war on Egypt.
He died as a result of Octavian's ambition.

Credit: Captain Howdy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Rome
• Captain Howdy's Profiles [Series 1]
• Charlton Heston Portrayed Me
• Historical Figures in ‘House of Wax’ [1953]
• I Committed Suicide
• Insect Names
• Laurence Olivier Portrayed Me
• Look at me, I'm Busted
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Marlon Brando Portrayed Me
• Monarchs, Royalty and Nobles
• My Significant Other Committed Suicide
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 115)
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 10751-11000 (Ranked: 10785)
• Satirized on Animaniacs
• Satirized on Rocky and Bullwinkle

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 33 Votes: 51.52% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 34 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 76 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 77 Votes: 48.05% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 137 Votes: 46.72% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 211 Votes: 47.39% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 225 Votes: 60.89% Annoying