The Resume

(January 14, 1967- )
Born Jeffrey Philip Wielandt
Guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne
Frontman for Black Label Society
Recorded with Ozzy 'No Rest for the Wicked (1988),' 'Just Say Ozzy (1990),' 'No More Tears (1991),' 'Time After Time (1992),' 'Live & Loud (1993),' 'Ozmmosis (1995) and 'Down To Earth (2001)'
Recorded as a solo artist 'Pride & Glory (1994)' and 'Book of Shadows (1996)'
Recorded as a member of Black Label Society 'Sonic Brew (1998),' 'Stronger Than Death (2000),' Alcohol Fueled Brutality Live (2001),' '1919 Eternal (2002)' and 'The Blessed Hellride (2003)

Why he might be annoying:

He's talked about having anal sex with his wife in interviews.
He played with Guns N' Roses for a short time but was never officially hired by the band.
He played a rock and roll guitarist in Mark Wahlberg's awful Rock Star movie.
He enjoys beer a bit too much.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's been married for 15 plus years to the same woman and has three children.
He named his son John Michael after Ozzy (Ozzy's birth name is John Michael).
He played on every Ozzy Osbourne album since 1988.
He said: 'I'd love to sell as many records as the Backstreet Boys but my friends would beat my ass if I was that much of a pussy.'
He has one of the coolest looking guitars ever.
He's one of the few people who doesn't try to juice Ozzy for money.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force References
• Bears
• Blender Magazine's 28 Most Recognizable Guitars (Ranked: 20)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1141967)
• Guest Voices on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• Guitar World's 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists of All Time [March 2004] (Ranked: 8)
• Guitar World's 100 Most Greatest Guitar Solos (Ranked: 61)
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 1]
• I Performed with Lemmy
• I Performed with Ozzy Osbourne
• Musicians Who Appear on Guitar Hero
• Musicians You Should Fear
• My Song is Downloadable Content For Guitar Hero World Tour
• My Song is Featured on DJ Hero
• My Song is Featured on Guitar Hero 5
• My Song is Featured on Guitar Hero World Tour
• Profiles 9001-9250 (Ranked: 9190)
• VH-1 Rock Honors [2007]
• Wizard Beards

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 106 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 50 Votes: 46.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 82 Votes: 37.80% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 335 Votes: 43.88% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 183 Votes: 49.18% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 342 Votes: 46.49% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 332 Votes: 51.81% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 593 Votes: 43.84% Annoying