The Resume

(April 21, 1949- )
Performed as Evita in 'Evita' and Fantine in 'Les Miserables'
Portrayed Stella Coffa on 'Oz,' Francesca Gold on 'Falcone' and Libby on 'Life Goes On'
Acted in 'Strip Search' (2004), 'City by the Sea' (2002), 'Victim' (2001), 'Heist' (2001), 'Bad Faith' (2000), 'Just Looking' (1999), 'Summer of Sam' (1999), 'Family Prayers' (1993), 'Driving Miss Daisy' (1989), 'Wise Guys' (1986), 'Witness' (1985), '1941' (1979) and 'King of the Gypsies' (1978)

Why she might be annoying:

Patti was her mother's maiden name.
She may have gotten her role in 'Oz' through nepotism. She is cousins with 'Oz' creator Tom Fontana.
She did not give birth to her first child until she was 41.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her signature song is 'Don't Cry for me Argentina' from 'Evita.'
She won a Tony for 'Evita' (1980).
She was the first American actress to win the Olivier award (1985).
She recovered from a surgery to remove nodes from her vocal cords (1984).
She graduated from Juilliard.
She said 'I'm Italian, so crying has always been easy for me.'
Due to her stage performances she is able to belt out a song.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actresses of Italian Descent
• Belters
• Fag Hags [Women Loved by Gay Men]
• Frasier [Call Ins]
• I am a Karen
• I Appeared on The Rosie O’Donnell Show’s Virtual Actors Fund Benefit [March 22, 2020]
• I Attended Juilliard
• I Attended the Premiere of ‘Batman’ [1989]
• I Became a Mom in 1990
• I Covered 'I Dreamed a Dream'
• I Covered 'My Way'
• I Covered 'Time After Time'
• I Married in 1988
• I Performed in a Sondheim Musical
• I Performed in an Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical
• I Portrayed Annie Oakley
• I Portrayed Mama Rose in Broadway's 'Gypsy'
• I Probably Banged Ron Duguay
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Female L-Z
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at My Tongue
• Musical Theater Star
• My Middle Name is Ann/Anne
• Old Moms
• Profiles 12001-12250 (Ranked: 12167)
• Ryan Murphy's Recasts
• Siblings of Twins
• Spike Lee Joints
• Tony Award: Best Actress in a Musical (Ranked: 2008)
• Tony Award: Best Actress in a Musical (Ranked: 1980)
• Tony Award: Best Featured Actress in a Musical (Ranked: 2022)
• Touched by an Angel and Guest Stars
• Up and Down Names
• Will and Grace - Cameos
• Will and Grace - Guest Stars

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 33 Votes: 12.12% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 261 Votes: 53.26% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 355 Votes: 61.97% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 59 Votes: 77.97% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 70 Votes: 34.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 49 Votes: 46.94% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 89 Votes: 62.92% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 50 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 71 Votes: 32.39% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 128 Votes: 47.66% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 261 Votes: 42.53% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 762 Votes: 43.57% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 96 Votes: 48.96% Annoying