The Resume

(1951- )
Performs as ‘Slim Goodbody’
Appeared on ‘Captain Kangaroo (1976-1980)’ and ‘The Inside Story (1980)’

Why he might be annoying:

He wears a skin-tight unitard with internal organs on it.
Many children are frightened of him, assuming he is naked and/or horribly injured.
One critic described his hair as ‘a ridiculous Afro-mullet.’
The body-stocking doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
He speaks in sappy phrases like ‘I’m the best me in the world.’
He sometimes hires other actors to make appearances as Slim Goodbody, and calls them ‘Slimstitutes.’

Why he might not be annoying:

He tries to raise children’s awareness of health and nutrition.
Appropriately enough, he has kept in good shape over the years.
He writes his own material and music.
He continues to perform at elementary school assemblies.
His bodysuit doesn’t have genitals on it, thank goodness.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Children's Book Authors
• Kiddie Programs
• Look at Me, I'm #1 [Extended Index Finger]
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Mullets
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 16251-16500 (Ranked: 16492)
• Sissies
• Whites With Fros
• Wieland Kalligaro's Profiles [Series 7]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 21.43% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 34 Votes: 61.76% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 39 Votes: 64.10% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 59.52% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 65 Votes: 64.62% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 128 Votes: 69.53% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 75 Votes: 56.00% Annoying