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San Jose Earthquakes

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Sports Team

The Resume

    (1996- )
    Located in San Jose, California
    Play their home games at Spartan Stadium
    Major League Soccer Champions (2001, 2003)
    Major League Soccer Supporter’s Shield (2005)
    Originally known as the San Jose Clash (1996-1999)
    Team colors are blue, white, and black
    Notable Past and Current Players include Jeff Agoos, Wade Barrett, Brian Ching, Eric Wynalda, Landon Donovan, Joe Cannon, Ronald Cerritos, and John Doyle

Why they might be annoying:

    Their owners have wanted to move the team for a few years.
    They have some of the lowest attendance in the Major League Soccer.
    After an outstanding season in 2005, they had an early exit from the playoffs.
    They were among the many Major League Soccer teams who changed their name in the late 1990’s.
    They play in a sport that is not very popular in the United States.
    They are one of many Major League Soccer teams whose logo is a shield.
    They only made the playoffs once in the 1990’s.
    They are named for a destructive natural disaster.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They shut out the D.C. United in their first ever game.
    They are one of the original Major League Soccer teams.
    They have won two Major League Soccer Championships.
    They won the Major League Soccer’s Supporter’s Shield in 2005, for winning the most games during the regular season.
    The name ‘Earthquakes’ was named after the popular San Jose soccer team from the 1970’s.

Credit: Rocky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 64.52% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 75.86% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 77.27% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 65 Votes: 75.38% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 107 Votes: 66.36% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 61 Votes: 52.46% Annoying