The Resume

(July 30, 1970- )
Resides in Salem, Oregon
Office manager
Third juror onSurvivor Samoa

Why she might be annoying:

She can pass as Corinne's identical twin!
She married as a teen and became a mom soon after; then at 39, she became a grandmother to a two-year old child!
She clashed constantly with Shannon (who compared her to a high-school cheerleader).
She made the first match of the memory reward challenge, for a fire kit, but had to forfeit the corresponding point on Brett’s decree.
Her elimination coincided with another Laura clocking in as runner up in another reality series!

Why she might not be annoying:

Despite the presence of stronger men on the Galu tribe, the Foa Foa members perceived her as the biggest threat.
She was quick to build rapport with the Foa Foans during her visit to the enemy camp.
She is a gritty physical challenge performer who won the first two Individual Immunity challenges – to Shambo's frustration.
Following the second vote of the night (tied with Natalie), Erik whispered to Kelly ‘And there goes the lead.’
She is of Hawaiian heritage.
She rides a Harley and keeps herself in shape in her other job as a fitness instructor.
Looking exactly like Corinne is a WIN for her since the the Gabon witch is almost a decade younger.
For a grandmother, she is pretty darn strong and fuckable.

Credit: Batty & Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 09]
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 07]
• Hot Grannies
• I Married Young
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Durag
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Look at Me, Oy Vey
• Look at My Flame
• Look at My Headband
• Profiles 27251-27500 (Ranked: 27453)
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 19)
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 27)
• Survivor 19 - Samoa [2009] (Ranked: 10)
• Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water (Ranked: 6)
• Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water Pairings (Ranked: 5)
• Survivor: Voted Out Twice in the Same Season
• Young Moms [I Had a Child Before Turning 21]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 66 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 38.10% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 46 Votes: 36.96% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 298 Votes: 61.07% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 86 Votes: 41.86% Annoying