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John Mogan & Ashely DuBoe

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The Resume

    Residents of Pataskala, Ohio
    John Mogan (1987 -) , birth name is John E. Mogan II
    Previously jailed for five years for bank robbery; released on July 19, 2015
    Ashley KyAnn Duboe (1991 - )
    Robbed a Savings Bank in Asheville, Ohio, with Doboe serving as the getaway driver for repeat offender Mogan (Aug. 24, 2015)
    Posted photos of themselves creatively posing with the stolen money on Facebook (Aug. 28, 2015)
    Were arrested soon after, charged with robbery and theft, held in the Pickaway County jail in lieu of $250,000 bond
    Incriminating images initially broke on The Smoking Gun, among them a photo depicting Mogan biting a wad of stolen bills and labeling it 'a McStack'

Why they might be annoying:

    They were dubbed 'Bonnie and Clyde meets Dumb & Dumber.'
    His pretending to use a wad of bills as a phone led to many cringe-inducing '1-800-JAIL' one-liners.
    Their names have been misspelled as John Morgan and Ashley DuBose, a Voice contestant.
    Mogan has a tattoo of a teardrop located below his Right eye (which on the street can signify any number of things, none of them good).
    They went to great lengths to disguise Mogan's tattooed appearance, using facial makeup applied by Duboe.
    But, Mogan then openly boasted about having 'six bands bra real shit,' despite having just violated his parole terms, less than two months after his release from jail.
    They shared photos of themselves doing something moronic - no, not reveling in the spoils of armed robbery - putting their mouths on a wad of dollar bills. (Do they have any idea how many dirty hands touched that cash?)
    They are part of a growing class of criminals who seem to think that bragging about committing illegal acts on social media can't possibly lead to their arrest.
    Following his rearrest, Mogan allegedly said 'I couldn’t help posting pics of my stolen stash.’ (Hey, when you're good at something, you brag about it!)

Why they might not be annoying:

    Mogan’s facial tattoos read 'Loyalty’s thin' on one cheek and 'Betrayal’s thick' on the other.
    Ashley's social media account also reveals her to be the young, single mom of an adorable little girl.
    It is reasonable to guess that she might have struggled to support her daughter, thereby having a dire need for the money.
    Tucker Carlson had to open his diplomatic trap and give his two cents on the situation by saying 'people with face tattoos are not long term thinkers, generally [laughs].' (Where's Jon Stewart when you need him...?)
    It remains unclear who tipped Central Ohio Crime Stoppers off about the pictures, but a family member of Mogan's family did leave a comment reading 'thats how u feel bro u got all that and didn't hook a brother up its all good dick.'
    If its of any consolation, Facebook pictures or no, they probably would have been caught & arrested anyway - investigators had made the connection between Mogan's residence approximate to the bank, accompanied with his criminal background (although they didn't help much, either).

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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