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Jessica Simpson

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The Resume

    (July 10, 1980- )
    Star of 'Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica'
    Sings 'I Wanna Love You Forever,' 'I Think I'm In Love With You,' 'Irresistible' and 'With You'
    Portrayed Daisy Duke in 'Dukes of Hazzard'
    Married former NFL player Eric Johnson (July 5, 2014)
    Mother of Maxwell Drew (May 1, 2012)

Why she might be annoying:

    She wanted to sing Christian music, but was told she was too sexy and made boys lust for her, so she went into pop.
    She once split her jeans on stage, backed off and cried.
    Her mother took off her own jeans and gave them to Jessica so she could continue her act.
    After saying she would never date anyone else in the entertainment industry, she got engaged to Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees .
    She doesn't know the difference between chicken and tuna.
    Chicken of the Sea gave her an endorsement deal for being a ditz.
    She asked if platypus was always pronounced 'platypus,' and not 'platamahpus.'
    She said: 'Dumb is not knowing, ditzy is having the courage to ask!'
    She appears in a Pizza Hut commercial.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She admits to not being a goodie two shoe.
    Even though she yells at her people when her clothes are not right, she is quick to apologize.
    She ranked #66 (2000), #44 (2001), #43 (2002) and #30 (2003) in Stuff's Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #73 (2000) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #23 (2001) and #18 (2002) in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #20 (2002) in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #7 (2002) in Askmen's Most Desirable Woman.
    She ranked #21 (2002) in Loaded's Hot 100 Babes.
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Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 85 Votes: 68.24% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 261 Votes: 54.41% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 642 Votes: 50.31% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 154 Votes: 52.60% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 358 Votes: 48.60% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 205 Votes: 53.66% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 480 Votes: 64.17% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 560 Votes: 81.25% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 213 Votes: 84.04% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 102 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 373 Votes: 58.98% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 612 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 461 Votes: 65.94% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 440 Votes: 60.23% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 2063 Votes: 59.62% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 2841 Votes: 67.79% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 2360 Votes: 78.98% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 4622 Votes: 78.71% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 11855 Votes: 78.25% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 11664 Votes: 72.46% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 5733 Votes: 70.49% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 3926 Votes: 52.95% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 9329 Votes: 49.90% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 19977 Votes: 41.25% Annoying