The Resume

(1522-December 17, 1562)
Born in Toledo, Spain
Died in Pisa, Italy
Birth name was Eleonor Alvarez de Toledo
Wife of Grand Duke Cosimo I
Mother of Isabella
Duchess of Florence

Why she might be annoying:

Her father Don Pedro Alvarz de Toledo commanded a huge dowry because of the Medicis newly-acquired royal status and their desire for 'blue blood.'
Her nuptials were also political, tying Florence to Spain.
She bore 11 children.
She employed close to a dozen silver and gold weavers to create her lavish wardrobe.
She acquired a gambling habit.

Why she might not be annoying:

She was a noted beauty.
She remained loyal to Cosimo despite his infidelities.
She proved charitable to the less fortunate.
While heavily pregnant and watching a performance, she laughed heartily when an actor was disrobed, flashing a big fake penis.
At 40, she succumbed to malaria with 2 of her teenaged sons.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 11]
• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 11)
• House of Medici
• I am a Spaniard
• I Need to Place a Wager
• Italian Royalty
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Monarchs, Royalty and Nobles
• Profiles 29501-29750 (Ranked: 29744)
• Spanish Royalty

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 145 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 73 Votes: 52.05% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 102 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 141 Votes: 53.19% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 34 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 78 Votes: 62.82% Annoying