The Resume

(November 5, 1984- )
Born in New Westminister, British Columbia, Canada
Drafted 13th overall by the Calgary Stampeders in the 2006 CFL Draft
Running back for the Calgary Stampeders (2007-15)
Lou Marsh Trophy winner (2013)
CFL Most Outstanding Player (2013)
Grey Cup Champion (2008, 2014)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname was 'Corny.
His playing career was cut short due to injuries.
He had a cereal called 'Cornish Flakes', which was only available at Co-Op grocery stores across Western Canada.
He was extremely cocky as a player.
He has a conehead (pointy tip).

Why he might not be annoying:

He surpassed Normie Kwong as the CFL's all-time Canadian born rusher.
He earned two Grey Cup rings as a member of the Stampeders.
He left the University of Kansas as the school's all-time leader in rushing yards for a single season.
He worked as a financial advisor kn the Calgary area during the later seasons of his career with the Stamps.
He advocates for marriage equality as his mother is a lesbian.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• CFL Most Outstanding Player Award (Ranked: 2013)
• Chocolate Milk [Bi-racial - Black and White]
• Football Players
• I Attended University of Kansas
• I Played in the Canadian Football League
• I Posed For the NOH8 Campaign [Gay Rights]
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Balls
• Profiles 46251-46500 (Ranked: 46336)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 26]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying