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Martial Artist
    (November 30, 1981- )
    Born in Simi Valley, California
    Birth name was Johnathan Paul Koppenhaver
    Mixed martial artist
    Appeared in season six of the reality TV show ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ (2007)
    MMA record of 14 wins (8 by knockout), 5 losses
    Height: 5’10
    Weight: 170 pounds
    He was expelled from the Citadel for ‘poor behavior.’ (2000)
    He legally changed his name to War Machine (2008).
    He launched a porn career, appearing in a dozen adult films (2009-10) and in a nude pictorial in ‘Hustler’ with his then-girlfriend, adult actress Christy Mack (2014).
    He was sentenced to three years of probation (February, 2008) for striking a man in the face and choking him into unconsciousness during a scuffle in a Las Vegas parking lot the previous year.
    He served two years in jail (August, 2010-October, 2012) after being convicted of felony assault from bar fights in Point Loma and Pacific Beach.
    He attempted to rape Christy Mack, then beat her, breaking 18 bones and rupturing her liver (August 8, 2014).
    While in jail awaiting trial, he attempted to strangle himself with a piece of linen (October 14, 2014).
    He was convicted on 29 felony counts (March 20, 2017) and sentenced to life in prison (June 5, 2017).
    He kept a prison blog, on which he declared, ‘The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America … I'm not exaggerating either.’
    He frequently had to take care of his younger and brother and sister because his mother was addicted to drugs.
    When he was thirteen, he performed CPR on his father in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to revive him after he suffered a heart attack.
    His victory over Jared Rollins in the finale of Ultimate Fighter 6 was named Fight of the Night and Knockout of the Night (December 8, 2007).
    In his suicide note, he was generous enough to ‘forgive’ Mack for dumping him after he beat the shit out of her.
    He will not be eligible for parole until 2053.

Credit: C. Fishel

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