Dan Le Sac's 'Thou Shalt Always Kill'

Entertainment: Music References

Lyrics: ---- Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim ---- Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets ---- Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Castro, Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Sid Barratt in vain ---- Thou shalt not think that any man over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile – some people are just nice ---- Thou shalt not read NME ---- Thou shalt not stop liking a band or comedian just because they've become popular ---- Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry ---- Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover ---- Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover ---- Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products ---- Thou shalt not buy Nestle products ---- Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him ---- Thou shalt not fall in love so easily ---- Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants – use it to get into their heads ---- Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks ---- Thou shalt not attend an Open Mic and leave as soon as you've done your poem or song you self-righteous prick ---- Thou shalt not return to the same bar or club week in, week out, just cos you once saw a girl you're never going to flipping talk to anyway ---- Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were ---- The Beatles were just a band ---- Led Zeppelin, just a band ---- The Beach Boys, just a band ---- The Sex Pistols were just a band ---- The Clash, just a band ---- Crass, just a band ---- Minor Threat, just a band ---- The Cure, just a band ---- The Smiths, just a band ---- Nirvana, just a band ---- The Pixies, just a band ---- Oasis, just a band ---- Radiohead, just a band ---- Bloc Party, just a band ---- The Arctic Monkeys, just a band ---- The next big thing will be just a band ---- Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries ---- Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements, and never shall they be ---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music ---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music ---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music ---- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music ---- Thou shalt not make pimp my ride ---- Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster ---- Thou shalt not move to the sounds of the wickedness ---- Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit ---- When I say 'hey', thou shalt not say 'ho' ---- When I say 'hip', thou shalt not say 'hop' ---- When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise ---- Kill me, please ---- Thou shalt not quote me happy ---- Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture ---- Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me ---- Thou shalt spell the word Pheonix p-h-e-o-n-i-x, not p-h-o-e-n-i-x, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you ---- Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying 'izzit?' ---- Thou shalt think for yourselves ---- And most importantly of all, thou shalt always ---- Thou shalt always kill. ********* Missing: * Bloc Party * Coca Cola * Crass * Hollyoaks * Johnny Castro * Johnny Hartman * Minor Threat * Nestle * NME * Sid Barratt * Strummer