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Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Religious Figure

The Resume

    (January 2005- )
    Deity of the Pastafarian religion
    Created the universe with its noodly appendages
    Popularized by Oregon State University student Bobby Henderson to protest the Kansas State Board of Education requiring the teaching of intelligent design

Why Flying Spaghetti Monster might be annoying:

    It reportedly created the universe after drinking heavily.
    Its church claims, with little evidence, to have 10 million members.
    'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' features plenty of pasta-related puns.
    Rastafarians probably are not thrilled with the name of its religion.
    Henderson has received death threats from fundamentalists.

Why Flying Spaghetti Monster might not be annoying:

    Its version of heaven includes beer volcanos and a stripper factory.
    Its version of hell is similar, but the beer is flat and the strippers have VD.
    Instead of Ten Commandments, it offers Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.
    Its followers have had very few jihads against the heretics following the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
    Henderson said, 'If there is a god and he's intelligent, then I would guess that he has a sense of humor.'

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 93 Votes: 50.54% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 7.69% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 33 Votes: 51.52% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 64 Votes: 64.06% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 76.19% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 34 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 45.24% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 78 Votes: 52.56% Annoying