The Resume

(1997- )
Appears on 'The Conan O'Brien Show'
Puppeteered by Robert Smigel

Why he might be annoying:

He uses vulgar language.
He tries to mount and have sex with live animals.
He and Robert Smigel were sued for $20 million by Pets.Com for defaming their Sock Puppet.
His trademark line is 'for me to poop on.'
He never came to try on and pick up the sunglasses he ordered from Keith's dad.
Eminem scared the crap out of him at the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards.

Why he might not be annoying:

He first appeared on 'The Conan O'Brien Show,' on February 17, 1997, while the Sock Puppet first appeared two and a half years later, in August 1999.
In response to the lawsuit, Triumph said 'Take a look at this lawsuit. Now I know why human beings wipe their ass.'

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2003 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 15)
• Actors Turned Directors
• Animal Names
• Animal Planet's 50 Greatest TV Animals (Ranked: 24)
• Big Dicks
• Bow Tie Wearers
• Comedians Who Smoke on Stage
• Commie Award Recipients [2003]
• Dogs
• E!'s 30 Most Outrageous Stars [2003] (Ranked: 12)
• Eminem Doesn't Like Me
• Eminem References
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Appeared in a Muppet Movie
• I Don't Like Simon Cowell
• I Have a Famed Alter Ego
• I Reportedly Attended the Democratic National Convention [2004]
• Joy Behar Doesn't Like Me
• Known By a Single Name
• Late Night TV/Talk
• Late Night with Conan O'Brien
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Male Cigar Smokers
• Menagerie of Animals
• Offensive Comedians
• Profiles 1001-1250 (Ranked: 1045)
• Simon Cowell Doesn't Like Me
• Space Ghost, Coast to Coast
• Talk Show Sidekicks
• The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour
• Triumph the Insult Dog's 'I Keed' References
• USA Today Pop Candy's 100 People of the Year [2001] (Ranked: 68)
• VH-1's 40 Greatest Celebrity Feuds (Ranked: 37)
• VH-1's 40 Greatest Celebrity Feuds (Ranked: 6)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 141 Votes: 78.72% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 48 Votes: 47.92% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 45 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 86 Votes: 69.77% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 53 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 627 Votes: 53.43% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 73 Votes: 42.47% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 75 Votes: 42.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 144 Votes: 47.92% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 475 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1075 Votes: 42.14% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 2097 Votes: 47.31% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 6264 Votes: 39.13% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 12794 Votes: 35.26% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 10727 Votes: 46.49% Annoying