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Jeff Alm

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Football Player

The Resume

    (March 31, 1968-December 14, 1993)
    Born in New York City, New York
    Raised in Orland Park, Illinois
    Defensive Tackle, Houston Oilers (1990-1993)
    Committed suicide at 25

Why he might be annoying:

    After having dinner with best friend, Sean Lynch, he lost control of his Cadillac as he sped down the highway in Houston.
    The car crashed on an exit ramp, throwing Sean 30 feet down an embankment, killing him instantly.
    When Jeff saw his dead buddy, he ran back to the mangled vehicle, took out a gun, and shot himself in the face.
    His blood alcohol- level was discovered to be over the legal limit.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was known for his good nature and loyalty.
    He and Sean remained friends to the end, literally.
    Lance Alm, in trying to make sense of his brother's actions, stated: 'I think the whole accident was just so traumatic that Jeff lost his mind.'

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 31 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 47 Votes: 72.34% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying