The Resume

(March 18, 1976- )
Drafted by the Texas Rangers in the 3rd round of 1994
Played Outfield for Seattle Mariners (2001-2002), Milwaukee Brewers (2003-2004), Chicago White Sox (2005-2007; 2009), Colorado Rockies (2008), Kansas City Royals (2010), Los Angeles Dodgers (2010) and Boston Red Sox
Married July 1998 playmate Lisa Dergan (February 4, 2006)

Why he might be annoying:

His 2005 postseason home run total of two were two more than his 2005 season home run total.
He did not go to college.
In his 2003 Rookie of the Year Campaign, he was easily defeated by Dontrelle Willis.
He spent seven years in Minor League Baseball.
In his career with the Mariners, he only played in 19 games.
He went on Saturday Night Live in 2005 to talk about the differences of the North and South Side of Chicago, even though it was his first year there.

Why he might not be annoying:

He hit a walk-off home run to end game 2 of the 2005 World Series.
He led the league in stolen bases in 2004 with 70.
His 70 stolen bases in 2004 beat the old Brewers' record of stolen bases in a season by 12.
In high school, he lettered in baseball, basketball, and track.
He won the fan vote to get the final spot on the 2005 AL All-Star team.
His at bat song is 'Elevation' by U2.
He can play all three positions of the outfield.
He is always a threat to steal a base.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3181976)
• Chicago White Sox
• Co-ed Magazine's Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives (and their Husbands) [2007] (Ranked: 2)
• Colorado Rockies
• I am a Texan
• I Hit a World Series Game Walk-Off Home Run (Ranked: 2005)
• I Married a Playmate
• I Married in 2006
• Kansas City Royals
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at Me, Oh!
• Los Angeles Dodgers
• Milwaukee Brewers
• Profiles 16251-16500 (Ranked: 16310)
• Seattle Mariners
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 55 Votes: 49.09% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 33 Votes: 51.52% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 33 Votes: 39.39% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 62.16% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 351 Votes: 56.70% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 509 Votes: 48.72% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 210 Votes: 48.10% Annoying