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Jill Kelley

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Socialite

The Resume

    (June 3, 1975- )
    Born in Beirut, Lebanon
    Raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Resided in Tampa, Florida
    Volunteer 'social liaison' to MacDill Air Force Base
    Birth name is Gilberte Khawam

Why she might be annoying:

    She appears tight-lipped, but has an intensely toothy grin.
    Branded a 'Tampa Kardashian,' she was viewed as a social climber with a tiny resume who married a top-rung surgeon.
    In 2012, she sparked a FBI investigation over threatening emails she received telling her to 'stay way' from General David Petraeus.
    The ensuing investigation uncovered the General's affair with his biographer Paula Broadwell.
    Also discovered were her 'flirtatious' correspondences with retired General John R. Allen.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is extremely stylish, clad in snazzy dresses and well-coiffed.
    The FBI investigator assigned to the case, Frederick W. Humphries II, was pulled because he sent her shirtless photos of himself.
    A gregarious and gracious hostess to Tampa's military elite, she was given the title of 'Honorary Consul' to South Korea.
    As of November 2012, there was no proof that she was Petreaus' 'other other woman.'

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 37 Votes: 5.41% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 273 Votes: 80.22% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 189 Votes: 91.01% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 1613 Votes: 65.78% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 3073 Votes: 67.04% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 1554 Votes: 83.98% Annoying