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Samuel Halpern
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    He doesn't seem to care about his fame.
    He peppers his quotes with f-bombs.
    He likes to walk around his home naked, even when his kids are about to invite friends over.
    His hilarious quotes become 'Tweets' on his son's Twitter profile.
    Quotes he made include 'Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss,' 'Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants,' 'No presents goddamit. I'm turning 74. I don't need you to commemorate that with a fucking Barnes and Noble gift card' and 'Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0.'
    He is a retired doctor.
    He worked in nuclear medicine.
    His funny quotes make his son's Twitter subscribers laugh uncontrollably.
    A CBS pilot series will have William Shatner playing a character based on him.

Credit: Batty

    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 88 Votes: 48.86% Annoying
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