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John Lakness
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TV Reality Show Contestant
    (March 23, 1982- )
    Born in United States
    Based in Carlisle, Massachussetts
    First castoff on Pirate Master
    Assuming a victory, he wanted to put up a billboard of himself where the runner-up lived.
    He named his dog Machiavelli.
    He raised an extreme stink when Joe Don became the first Captain of the Ship.
    He considers himself an ‘unapologetic nerd.’
    At the first Pirate’s Court, he threatened to take home the crew’s two compasses upon his elimination (the decision was unanimous).
    Scientist by day, (lead) Chippendale dancer by night — interesting combo.
    He threw himself into the ‘romantic pirate’ premise: modeling as one, writing short pirate romances, etc.
    He refuses to drive when he can cycle.
    He gets his motivation from seeing the smiles on female customers.
    He recovered the first treasure chest of the game — by remembering basic information about crocodile habits and habitats.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
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