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Marina Baker
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    (December 8, 1967- )
    Birth name is Marina Augusta Baker
    Playboy Playmate of the Month (March 1987)
    Playboy's Video Calendar 1988
    Playboy's Playmate Six-Pack Video 1992
    Appeared as Lucretia in 'Casanova' (1987)
    Wrote 'Spells for the Witch in You,' 'Spells for Teenage Witches: Get Your Way with Magical Power,' 'Marina Baker's Teenage Survival Guide' and 'Spells for Cats'
    Mayoress of Telscombe, Sussex, England
    In her Playmate Data Sheet, for 'turn-offs' she listed 'fur coats, smokers, and men who shave their chests.'
    She named her breasts 'John' and 'Eugene.'
    On her thirteenth birthday, John Lennon was assassinated.
    She said she did not enjoy living in Los Angeles because it was 'too shallow.'
    In her Data Sheet, she suggested that Mickey Rourke was her ideal fantasy fuck, but in an interview years later she said 'I had lunch with Mickey Rourke, refusing to let him stick his tongue in my mouth afterwards.'
    She lost interest in pursuing an acting career.
    She has published several silly self-help books for teenagers about the benefits of white witchcraft.
    Her prescribed white witchcraft spells are vague and often amount to little more than underhanded tactics for getting the better of peers, siblings, and grownups. As a result, some Wiccans believe she is a featherweight and an imposter cashing in on their beliefs.
    Her beauty has sadly faded.
    Her married name is Marina Pepper, and she published a book under the name 'Daisy Pepper.'
    She named her daughter Boudicca in honor of her pagan feminist beliefs
    She had a hippie upbringing, living in tents and having birthday parties in the rain.
    She was widely traveled at a young age.
    She worked for minimum wage as a waitress in London before doing nude modeling and becoming a Page 3 girl. Scouts from Playboy saw her pictures and invited her to pose as a Playmate.
    In her Playboy pictorial, she had a classy, elegant retro-Edwardian look which distinguished her from the other playmates.
    She is naturally buxom and zaftig with full breasts, wide curvaceous hips, a perfectly round shapely ass (don't you think?), and a wasp waist that looks great in a corset.
    She is bisexual and claimed to have had hot lesbian sex with Carrie Leigh at the Playboy mansion while Hugh Hefner was in the hospital recovering from a stroke (lousy time to have a stroke, eh Hef?).
    She earned a degree in journalism and wrote several articles for the Guardian, Evening Standard, as well as various other British newspapers and magazines.
    In 2001, she worked as a magic consultant for a BBC documentary about the 'Harry Potter' books.
    She is politically active and has served as a town councilor for the Midlands town of Saltdean, England.
    She was elected mayoress of Telscombe, Sussex, England.
    Her Playboy fame did not go to her head, and she now lives a quiet, modest life with her husband and two children and gets on well with her neighbors and fellow citizens.

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