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Miss Beazley
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    (October 28, 2004-May 17, 2014)
    Scottish Terrier
    Pet of the First Family
    Her name is a rip-off of Miss Beasley from 'Family Affairs' with a trendy 'z' added.
    She is another Presidential Scottish Terrier (the first being Barney).
    She was a gift from President Bush to his wife Laura on her birthday (as was Barney).
    She held a press conference.
    She is a staple of fluff news.
    President Bush took the time to tape a lame segment for the Today Show where he tried resolving her 'problems' with Barney (like the Palestinian-Israeli talks, they eventually broke down).
    She shits on the White House lawn.
    Her Bush nickname is 'Beazley Weazley.'
    She is uppity, refusing to let Barney sniff her ass.
    Like Barney Bush, she will never top FDR's Scottie, Fala.
    She was named after a character in an anti-McCarthy children's book.
    She gives Laura Bush something to do.
    'DuckTales' is her favorite cartoon.
    Her father's name is Clinton (kind of disgusting).
    When Karen Hughes left, she briefly became the top bitch in the White House.
    Though a Scot's foe is typically the rodent, she has graciously let Karl Rove survive.

Credit: Captain Howdy

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