The Resume

(circa 2001-April 21, 2015)
Owner was Paris Hilton
Appeared on 'The Simple Life' and 'The Simple Life 2: Road Trip'
Nickname was Tinks

Why she might be annoying:

Her 'outfits' probably cost more than your entire wardrobe.
Her dog leash and collar is studded in diamonds and costs about $5000.
She went missing for a short while (September 2004).
She helped Paris choose her boyfriends.

Why she might not be annoying:

She's extremely cute.
Her owner was a dirty, dirty slut.
She was well behaved and well mannered, and could be taken almost anywhere.

Credit: Mighty Bomb Jack

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Pets
• Dogs
• I Died in 2015 (Ranked: 14)
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me and My Pet
• Look at Me, I'm with Paris Hilton
• Menagerie of Animals
• Profiles 13501-13750 (Ranked: 13513)
• Referenced in Pink's 'Stupid Girls'
• Satirized on American Dad
• Satirized on South Park
• Toby Keith’s ‘American Ride’ References/Interpretations

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 102 Votes: 65.69% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 66 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 85 Votes: 67.06% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 52 Votes: 44.23% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 61 Votes: 75.41% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 171 Votes: 76.02% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 297 Votes: 69.36% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 2752 Votes: 70.02% Annoying