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Laura Alexander

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (September 12, 1989 - )
    Administrative officer
    Resides in Washington, D.C.
    Fourth castoff (fifth person eliminated) on 'Survivor26: Caramoan'

Why she might be annoying:

    She considers herself to be most like Parvati, Brenda and Jenna M. — ‘strategically strong women.’
    She looks a little like Amy Poehler!
    Her claim to fame? Climbing the highest peak in North Africa.
    If she had a polka-dot bikini and purple streaks at the tip of her hair, she might pass for Purple Kelly.
    In her post-ouster confessional, she ranted about viewers not understanding the hardships of the game.
    Her poor physical performances cost her Gota tribe immunity in at least two challenges.
    She became the third blonde-and-under-the-age-of-25 Gota female to get voted out.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She also resembles a Hollywood Laura – Ms. Linney!
    She considers herself the ‘complete package — minus the muscles.’ (Cases in point — she was the last swimmer to reach the cage that held the Fans’ chest, and Eddie said she couldn’t lift 20 pounds.)
    'You won’t find me picking my sorority sister’s armpit hair.’ (Hey, Ashley and Natalie, hear that?)
    On Night 1, she caught wind of a ‘romantic alliance’ made up of a snuggling – and blissfully unaware – Allie and Reynold, alongside a snuggling Eddie and Hope.
    She successfully manipulated Reynold in voting for Shamar (to get the target off her own back and have Hope voted out).
    At the Tribal Council where she was (unanimously) voted out, she claimed alliances more important than strength and hinted at a tribal swap.

Credit: battyx3 & Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 32 Votes: 40.62% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 12 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 113 Votes: 45.13% Annoying