The Resume

(January 25, 1975- )
Olympic 4x100m relay gold medalist (2000)
100 meter world record holder (9.78 sec in 2002)

Why he might be annoying:

He is linked to the Balco Laboratories steroid scandal.
He is under investigation from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency for steroids.
He is facing a lifetime ban.
He and his partner Marion Jones are blaming the media for their Olympic trials failure in the 100 meter.
He and Marion Jones weren't allowed at the Golden League Bislett Games in Norway (2004).
He has a feminine voice.

Why he might not be annoying:

He discovered track and field when an injury sidelined him from basketball and football.
At the age of 19, he ran the 100 m at 9.96 sec.

Credit: My Niece Alyse

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1251975)
• Criminals
• Ebony Magazine's 10 Hottest Couples [February 2003] (Ranked: 29)
• ESPY's Best Track Athlete - Male (Ranked: 2003)
• I Reportedly Juiced
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• My Niece Alyse's Profiles [Series 2]
• Profiles 11751-12000 (Ranked: 11832)
• Track and Field

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 37 Votes: 48.65% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 31 Votes: 64.52% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 77 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 148 Votes: 79.05% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 73.17% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 95 Votes: 74.74% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 182 Votes: 74.73% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 118 Votes: 77.12% Annoying