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Joe Don Morton
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TV Reality Show Contestant
    (August 4, 1970- )
    Raised in Scottsdale, Arizona
    Based in Fairbanks, Alaska
    Smoke jumper (wilderness firefighter)
    First ‘Captain of the Ship’ and seventh castoff on Pirate Master
    A broken ankle prevented him from making the cut for Survivor: Guatemala.
    He has a helium voice.
    As the first Captain of the Ship, he angered almost everyone (especially John and Louie).
    When threatened with the loss of the crew’s compasses, he told John, ‘I don’t need the compasses and I don’t need you.’
    Nessa referred to him as a ‘filthy animal.’
    He trained at the Search and Rescue Swimmer School in the U.S. Navy.
    He built a cabin on a ten-acre stretch of land he bought in Alaska.
    Just prior to being cut adrift, John tested his directional skills (it was cloudy, with a waning moon). He asked which way ‘north’ was and stumped him.
    Once relieved of his captainship, he viewed the outfits as more of a curse than a blessing.
    In response to the ‘Triad’ reign (Azmyth, Ben, Jay), he joked about having an all-female captainship.
    He and Louie bonded over a mutual concern about the Triad.
    He made two successful, if unnecessary, bids on the Royal Pardon — $7,000 at Cheryl’s departure and $12,000 at Joy’s. He was cut adrift when he was forced to resell the Royal Pardon.
    Just before being cut adrift, he shared a big wet kiss with Nessa.

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